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Deep-fried Jello
Jello on a Stick
Deep-Fried Jello On A Stick
Muffins
Pudding on a stick
Bread
Oatmeal cookies
Curried chicken
Oysters on a stick
No duck or froglets or dragon tongue. Or bear, chipmunk, parakeet or human, Or other parts of said holy beasts.
Things the PooDuck Appreciates
Personal interpretations of spelling
goofy dancing
weird noises
playing cards with too few, or two many, or just the right number of cards but six jacks for some reason.
Holidays
Unattractive Sweater-vests
Socks
weird ways of walking
some cats
pollen
hay
hair stuck to unexpected things
the French Flag (under certain circumstances)
missing shoe laces (or, more specifically, the eyelets where shoelaces should be and aren't)
Unusual contractions
Oddly non-attentive internet browsers
trousers
homonyms (some days)
Ducks
Good Omens, the Book and Show
The Pontiff hereby oficially and unquestioningly welcomes irksome tunesmiths, small-fiddly-object wranglers, and misshapen vegetable chefs.
Approved Associations:
LNB (long nose boy) confederacy
All Things Pagan
Any other religion/affiliation fo your choice
Cultural Things:
Favorite Dishes of PooDuck and Associates:Deep-fried Jello
Jello on a Stick
Deep-Fried Jello On A Stick
Muffins
Pudding on a stick
Bread
Oatmeal cookies
Curried chicken
Oysters on a stick
No duck or froglets or dragon tongue. Or bear, chipmunk, parakeet or human, Or other parts of said holy beasts.
Things the PooDuck Appreciates
Personal interpretations of spelling
goofy dancing
weird noises
playing cards with too few, or two many, or just the right number of cards but six jacks for some reason.
Holidays
Unattractive Sweater-vests
Socks
weird ways of walking
some cats
pollen
hay
hair stuck to unexpected things
the French Flag (under certain circumstances)
missing shoe laces (or, more specifically, the eyelets where shoelaces should be and aren't)
Unusual contractions
Oddly non-attentive internet browsers
trousers
homonyms (some days)
Ducks
Good Omens, the Book and Show

I, the Pontiff, do authenticate this post. I also welcome irksome tunesmiths, small-fiddly-object wranglers, and misshapen vegetable chefs.
ReplyDeleteNoble one, twas amended post haste.
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