The Pooduck is the most forgiving and open-minded of gods. To join its following, just email us, or comment somewhere on the site. Following the PooDuck in no way inhibits the worship of any other deity or deities, bipedal, spaghetti or otherwise.
You may leave the PooDuck's fold whenever you so wish with no hard feelings, so long as you return your title for another to take up.
A PooDuckian is always treated with kindness and respect by their fellows, and retains a relative level of immunity to sacred acts.
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To worship the PooDuck is.... to be a child. To play pranks, to irritate, to amuse. It is to make annoying noises and invent absurd walks, to dance when it is inopportune and laugh whenever you are told not to. It is to see the marvels of the multiverse and grin along with them. It is to not hold back, with goofiness, with kindness, with sudden spurts of song.
It is to be glad for the world, and to make it a little odder.
And to occasionally find annoyed gods at your door.
So the most common form of appreciation-showing is that of pranks, from which followers are generally safe. It is considered rude to badly prank another PooDuckian when you are in small numbers in an area of non-pooduckians, and must hold your own against the tides of normality. However, the occasional, harmless irritation or surprise is not sacrilegious.
Have fun!
Hope we see you soon.
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